WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?!?

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

WHY GOD MADE MOMS

Answers given by 2nd grade

school children to the

following questions:


Why did God make

mothers?


1. She's the only one who

knows where the scotch

tape is.


2. Mostly to clean the

house.


3. To help us out of there

when we were getting born.


How did God make

mothers?


1. He used dirt, just like for

the rest of us.


2. Magic plus super powers

and a lot of stirring.


3. God made my mom just

the same like he made me.

He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are

mothers made of?


1. God makes mothers out

of clouds and angel hair

and everything nice in the

world and one dab of mean.


2. They had to get their

start from men's bones.

Then they mostly use string,

I think.


Why did God give you your

mother and not some other

mom?


1. We're related.


2. God knew she likes me a

lot more than other

people's mom like me.


What kind of a little girl

was your mom?


1. My mom has always been

my mom and none of that

other stuff.


2. I don't know because I

wasn't there, but my guess

would be pretty bossy.


3. They say she used to be

nice.


What did mom need to

know about dad before she

married him?

1. His last name.

2. She had to know his

background.
Like is he a crook?

Does he get drunk on beer?


3. Does he make at least $800 a year?
Did he say NO to drugs and

YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?


1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.


2. She got too old to do anything else with him.


3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?


1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.


2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.


3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms and dads?


1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.


2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.


3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.

4.. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


What does your mom do in her spare time?


1. Mothers don't do spare time.

2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?


1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.


2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?


1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.


2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.


3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.


WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!

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