The previews of tonight’s show begin
and we see Jake’s mini – me kissing Des. Mikey still doesn’t trust Ben . . no
surprise there. An ambulance arrives someone gets badly injured playing
Dodge Ball. Then Chris Harrison enters with the OTHER WOMAN,
and the guys are staring on worse than teen boys watching a cat fight!
The show starts . . . enter Chris
Harrison . . .he explains to the guys that this week there will be two group
dates and 1 one on one and of course you want that one on one for obvious
reasons.
Mikey grabs the date card that Chris
leaves . . I don’t know who appointed him the head cheese but he sure seems to
think he’s in charge.
The Group Date is:
Chris
Brian
Drew – Jake’s mini me
Michael
Brooks – he is totally my favorite.
Maybe it’s because he reminds me of my brother.
He then reads off his name and says
some stud named Mikey . . . time to barf
now!
Brad
Brandon
Zak K.
And their favorite person in the whole
wide world Ben.
The date card reads . . . Love Is A
Battle Field.
The guys arrive and see Des and she
just cracks me up! She keeps going on about how UH-MAZING these guys are . . .
really?!? Are you paying attention?
Mikey thinks he is Mr. Studmuffin, and
I’d throw him to the curb in a heartbeat just because he’s so full of himself.
She opens a garage door and there are
a group of men dressed in Dodge Ball uniforms. They are going to learn how to
play Dodge Ball . . . not what we learned in Elementary School folks . . this
is the real deal, and Des says she wants to see them in their element. After
the guys have been pummeled by the professionals, Chris Harrison walks in and
lets the guys know it’s time for them to battle each other. Oh Boy! Here we go! & the Winner takes
all!
Red team- Mikey, Michael, Brooks, and
Brandon. Blue team – Brad, Zak, Ben, and
Drew.
He has uniforms, and they are going to
play in public. I see trouble!
Each team has won, one game a piece and
their going for the balls for the third and final game and Brooks goes down.
Brooks finger got totally damaged, and he is out of the game.
The red team looses . . . but Des
takes everyone to the after party. She’s
not happy that Brooks isn’t there.
At the after party, Des is worried
about Brooks, and with good reason, while setting his finger he passed
out. Good thing he’s a guy, he’d never
handle labor and delivery.
Des pulls Brad aside to talk to
him. Oh wonder bar . . . another DAD!
Brad has a 3 year old son. The guys are gonna love this one. Brad has been
raising his son on his own, his mom and brother help him out. He tells his sob story. GEEZ! These guys are worse than girls
sometimes!
Chris takes her to the roof, she is
surprised and loves it.
Brooks returns! YAY! He and Des have
such chemistry.
Chris gets the rose. Not excited!
He and Des head to a private concert with Kate Earl.
The one on one date card arrives and .
. .
It’s for Kasey and it reads Love
Defies Gravity.
James is acting like a 2 year old who
didn’t get a cookie . . . seriously!
We’re back at the ranch, and Des is
journaling, going on about loving the entire group of guys, and how UH-MAZING
they are, and she’s hopeful her future husband is there. And she’d be lucky to
have any one of them. HMM really?!?!
Then Chris Harrison calls her, just
checking in and tells her he has bizarre news about one of her guys. He tells
her that she needs to handle this, and she heads to the house where the guys
are.
Poor Kasey! He’s got the 1 on 1 date,
and she has to deal with the problem child.
She’s not in the house very long, she
tells Kasey that before they can get to their date she wants to talk to Brian.
Didn’t see that coming at all!
Des is quizzing the guy . . and in
walks Chris with a woman . . . RUT ROH SCOOBY DOO!!!
Brian is telling Des their just
friends, not in a relationship . . . really well what does she think and why
don’t you face her because guess what you lying snake she’s here!
Gotta love cheaters . . their faces
are priceless when their caught!
Well according to Stephanie, they are a
couple, according to Brian he broke it off with her before he left for the
show, according to Des he’s gone!
As he leaves through the house the
guys are silent. Then they start talking.
Des and Chris talk to the guys and she
says if you have any thing to hide tell me now. No one says anything; Kasey and
Des leave for their date.
Brandon,
is in the kitchen going on about how men came into his life as father figures
and just left. So, knowing that Brian left a single mom at home with a child
that adored him upsets him to tears. This show should be called the Crying Game
. . . not the Bachelorette.
Kasey and Des are on Sunset Blvd. just
walking down the street when they see people dancing on the side of a building,
called Vanda looping.
Des tells him that that is what they
are going to be doing.
Vanda looping takes all the ab muscles
you have. They get on top of the building they were just dancing on and the Santa Ana winds pick up so
they jump in the pool.
Kasey kisses her in the pool. Des is
feeling horrible because the entire day has been off since Brian’s girlfriend
Stephanie showed up. She gives Kasey the rose.
Group date # 2 . . .
A stagecoach with four horses, our
naked bachelor has clothes and thinks he’s gone home to Texas.
They get to where the date is
happening . . . and someone comes up behind her and she throws him off the
balcony, and they are going to put them through a Cowboy boot camp.
They are learning how to lasso, draw
their pistols and fight for justice.
These wannabees are going to saddle up
on a horse and save Des . . .
Cowboy boot camp is a part of the new
Disney film The Lone Ranger.
Juan Pablo was hilarious! I was glad
he got the Ranger Badge and the time with Des.
They get a private screening of The
Lone Ranger; she said he was a good and a bad movie date because he was so
distracting.
Campfire back at the ranch and the
guys are of course looking at the rose and hoping they get it. Brydon is the
first one she pulls away, they go and sit on a tree. She says that he doesn’t
not know how to make the moves, just when to make them.
Zak is too over confident that after
their one on one, he is a shoe in to get the rose.
James and another sob story; sorry
about your dad dude, go home if you can’t hack it. Because, James was so
concerned about if there was a spark, a reason to keep him, she gave him the
rose.
Chris shows up and says that there
will not be a rose ceremony, but a relaxing pool party. Ben grabs Des and they
go for a drive. When they come back Mikey and Michael are the two that see them
coming back and Mikey sees red, nothing new.
Mikey seems to think he is the police
officer of who gets to see and be with Des. I am so over him.
Brandon
tells her about his mom, and how Brian’s actions upset him, and he wants her to
know that he is there for her, and would always protect her. He says he has a
secret and steals a kiss.
The roses . . .
Brydon – rose
Juan Pablo – rose . . she asks him in
Spanish
Zak W – rose
Brooks – rose . . . no brainer!
Drew, Jake’s mini-me – rose
Zak K – rose
Brad – rose
Michael G – rose
Ben’s name has not been called and he
is like a long tailed cat in a room of rocking chairs! His expressions are
priceless!
Mikey – rose – barf!
Final rose . . . Ben.
No rose . . .
Dan and Brandon.
Brandon
is upset, and she tells him that he is an incredible person he’s just not for
her.
Didn’t see much of Dan, so I have no
take on him.
Des and Brandon go outside to talk. Brandon doesn’t get that
there is no chemistry on her side. Uh- we’ve been there ladies . . they made a
movie called She’s Just Not That In To You. Brandon, I think you need to watch it! Oh Em Gee, Brandon, no one left you dude! She
is letting you go before you get in any deeper. Seriously!
Next week they go to Atlantic City. She says she wants a love that
can light the darkness.
Again, the guys are focusing on Ben
and not Des.
